Škaredý príbeh

18. prosince 2011 v 2:21 | Nemunai |  Poézia Nikushimi Nemunai
Škaredý príbeh

V škaredom údolí, na škaredom poli
škaredý mládenec usedá na škaredom koni.
Škaredé má topánky a škaredé nohy
netuší, že to, že je škaredý, aj toho koňa bolí.

Škaredá princezná škaredú kyticu niesla,
takú škaredú, že aj u toho koňa hlboko klesla.
Taká škaredá scenéria, až je mi z toho špatne,
čo škaredé dialo sa ďalej, pamätám si iba matne.

Škaredý šuhaj zoskočil dole a usmial sa škaredo,
škaredý kôň od toľkej šarády bez debát odpadol.
Škaredá žena cítila sa asi trošku biedne,
tak otvorila škaredú fľašku slivovice jemnej.

Škaredo sa škaredá dvojka ožrala v poli,
ani ako nevedel, no chlapík už aj draka skolil.
Teda... tá škaredica bola skôr nechutný krokodíl,
avšak krutý a škaredý a ešte stále plný síl.

A škaredá žena si pamätá škaredý zážitok,
ako bola taká spitá, že kôň jej pripomínal nábytok.
Avšak čo sa dialo na ňom, nepoviem vám radšej,
pretože, že neskončí to škaredo, možno máte ešte nádej.

Škaredá žena roztiahla škaredé nohy,
tak škaredý pohľad nenaskytol sa mnohým...
Škaredý chalan však nenechal odradiť sa týmto,
škaredo si zajazdil na tomto zadku neumytom.

Ďalej dejú sa, ako viete, škaredé veci,
ktoré kvôli zdraviu radšej odmietajú čítať všetci.
A preto preskočíme túto časť, kým by sme sa dovracali,
pozrieme sa, čo sa deje neskôr v škaredom kraji.

Škaredý chalan, škaredá ona a škaredý kôň,
človeku ostáva rozum stáť, ako je dobre týmto trom.
Škaredá žena si je už mesiac istá,
že predstava jej škaredého dieťaťa ostáva hlmistá.

Škaredá žena má škaredý ksicht a aj škaredé brucho,
k tomu prirobený hrb, jak keby ju niekto lakťom buchol.
Škaredý chalan so škaredým mečom okolo pása,
pôsobí ešte škaredšie ako predtým, všetkým takto zdá sa.

A škaredý kôň sa spomedzi nich sa má jediný škaredo,
pretože nafasoval povinnosť dve škraty nosiť natvrdo.
A preskočme zase kúsok v príbehu ďalej,
nakoľko čaká nás škaredých vecí ešte celá alej.

Škaredé mesiace, škaredé týždne a škaredé dni
ubehli od našej poslednej škaredej návštevy.
V škaredom dome škaredá žena škaredo kričí,
že jej dieťa lezie z... eh, na svet.

Škaredý muž škaredo ignoruje túto chvíľu veľkú,
škaredo tvári sa a pre futbal pozoruje telku.
Škaredý kôň vonku žerie škaredú trávu,
ľavým očkom trochu mrká, aby zbalil špatnú kravu.

Zo škaredej ženy vyliezlo však celkom pekné bábo,
čo by zrejme ani jeden z vás tak ľahko neuhádol.
Škaredý tatko takto zľakol sa pekného syna,
že v škaredom človeku prebudila sa škaredá špina.

Myslel si, že keď on je škaredý, aj jeho dieťa bude také,
avšak ono celkom milené je, čo zazlieval matke.
Aký je to dedič škaredého trónu, ty moja špata?
Tomuto škriatkovi ani škaredé dane nikto nezaráta!

S kým si ma podviedla, žena moja festne hnusná?
Týmto škaredá atmosféra stala sa vám nepriepustná.
Nijak, drahý škrat môj, nijak nešpiní ma vina,
nemôžem ja za to, že je pekná táto malá sviňa...

A tak škaredí rodičia zachovali sa fakt špatne,
čo dieťatu nadelil osud, to už je nedovratné.
Pekné dieťa dostali iní, celkom pekní ľudia,
kým v škaredej famílií škaredé piesky sa mútia.

Pekné deculo chovalo sa pekne a našlo si aj peknú ženu,
peknú v tvári, peknej postavy a pekne oblečenú.
Bolo to fér, ľudia dobrí, všetko bolo parádne. =)
... len decko dvoch pekných ľudí zasa bolo šeredné.
 

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1 Lesly Lesly | 18. prosince 2011 v 10:33 | Reagovat

Ty kokso... Ja z toho proste nemôžem :D Toľko škaredého som nevidela po kope ešte nikdy a pritom je to tak pekné :D
Fakt bomba! :)

2 Loivissa Loivissa | Web | 18. prosince 2011 v 11:53 | Reagovat

:D Bolo to pekne škaredé, až tak že pár strof citovala ockovi. Pobavilo :D

3 Wodin Wodin | 18. prosince 2011 v 14:19 | Reagovat

Škaredšie od tohoto sú už len Talianky :D

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:D V životě by mě nenapadlo něco tak nádherně originálního! A čím to bylo škaredější, tím víc originální to bylo. Moc se mi líbí závěr, ale celkově je to moc, MOC povedené :)

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