GRAMATYKA, Ty vole...

12. prosince 2011 v 18:13 | Nemunai |  Poézia Nikushimi Nemunai
GRAMATYKA, Ty vole...

Áno, pravopis. Podľa mňa je to téma v skutku skvelá.
Keď vidím slová ako je "cmuq", takmer tyčka letí z tela.
Raňajky, desiata, obed, olovrant, čaj a aj večera,
tak dokáže ma nasrať v našej materinčine každá medzera.

Krásne chyby, skvelá úprava a štylistika na štýl prasiat.
,,AhOjQy, pOpÍsMenQuješ? :-** "" chce sa mi vracať.
Prýpadné chibi, ktoré niekto vimislel alebo aj íčka,
asi sa už opakujem, no ozýva sa vo mne tyčka.

Neklamem vám, je to strašné. Nôž sa mi otvára vo vrecku.
Pretože špiny špatné škaredé ignorujú gramatiku slovenskú.
Milujem svoj jazyk a milujem svoj národ a milujem seba,
avšak ak napíšeš myslel s mäkkým I, môžem Ťa jebať.

Že sa ignorujú čiarky a iné pekné veci, to samozrejmé jest.
Avšak keď čítam statusy na facebooku, týždeň nechutí mi jesť.
Milá KarinQa napísala, že nasrala ju dáka Qiqa
a potom ja, nevinný, v slzách po Štúrovi vzlykám.

Chudáčik Ľudko... vari žiadal od nás až tak veľa?
Veď keby snažíme sa, naučíme písať každé teľa!
Ale nie, oni rozhodli sa, že zbytočné je na jazyk dbať,
preto rozhodli sa, že budú jebať reťazovky a nástenky zasierať!
 

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1 Ancee Ancee | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:25 | Reagovat

Píše se to GramatIka..

2 Ancee Ancee | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:25 | Reagovat

[1]:Aha kukám že jsi ze slovenska, tak to promin, nwm jak se tam píše i/y :D

3 T. T. | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:30 | Reagovat

ahoj, můžu tě poprosit o ozdobu ? Zabere to jen pár vteřin a moc mi to pomůže...
http://vanocni.datart.cz/kristyna-n--si-preje-smartphone-nokia/
Děkuju moc, a sorry za reklamu... :)

4 MAKY.OREL MAKY.OREL | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:31 | Reagovat

Dobře ty! Víc netřeba ;-)

5 Nemunai Nemunai | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:31 | Reagovat

ja viem, že je to s mäkkým I =D to je naschvál ! =D

6 Oskarka Oskarka | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:34 | Reagovat

Dokonalé, dávám pět hvězdiček!
Je opravdu otřesné, jak dnešní mládež przní češtinu i slovenštinu (říká 17tiletá slečna :D). Ael bohužel ne jen mládež, ale i ti "studovaní". Nechápu, jak může maturantka napsat "vydím" a "milý návstěvníci" a když ji na to nenápadně upozorníš, ještě se na tebe osopí, že ji tvá extra vytříbená čeština nezajímá :D
článek krásný a jsem (ne)ráda, že stejná situace je i na Slovensku, ne že se s tím pachtím ejen u nás... děs běs...

7 fashionpleasure fashionpleasure | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 18:38 | Reagovat

wow super báseň :)) a súhlasím,táto gramatika niektorých ľudí na pokeci alebo na facebooku je otrasná.. človek nemá chuť na niečo také ai odpísať

8 Denika Denika | Web | 12. prosince 2011 v 21:35 | Reagovat

Z niektorých na fb odkazoch sa aj mne pozastaví myslenie a vravím si či je to možné? Áno  bohužiaľ je to možné.
Ale ku gramatike s íčkami sa priznám aj ja som v tom niekedy Maďar proste neviem, ktoré dať a polemizujem nad tým. Diktáty mi nikdy v tomto smere tiež nešli. Časom sa mi to ešte hádam dostane pod kontrolu. :)
Sama som zvedavá ako to pôjde ďalej s mladšími od nás :)
Inak páči sa  mi vyjadrenie názoru formou básne. Pre mňa by to bolo ťažké, obdivujem :)

9 Rika Rika | Web | 28. února 2012 v 19:40 | Reagovat

No... asi najviac ma vie vytočiť, keď niekto píše typom - "zaseknutý Caps Lock" Musím uznať, že istý problém mi robia čiarky a niekedy sa mi podarí napísať tvrdé y, tam kde by nemalo byť, ale pravidlá gramatIky ovládam :-D :-)

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